Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Practice Makes Perfect

The Kid: Hey, mom! Let's have a staring contest!

Me: Sure.

[staring contest begins]...

...[two minutes pass]

Me: Wow, Kid, you've gotten good at the staring contest.

[we're still staring]

The Kid: Yeah, I've been practicing.

Me: Do you practice with the kids at school or something?

The Kid: No. I practice with my stuffed animals. But they always win.

[I lose the staring contest]


Alison said...

That is hands down the best thing I've heard all day.

mr lady said...

Flippin' awesome.

Leslie Dillinger said...