This is my cat, Daisy.
I really love her. She's soft and cute and she meows and purrs when she comes to tell me to feed her.
However, I'm pretty sure she hates me. She's been trying to leave me hints about her disdain for me for a while now. She never lets me pet her soft fur, she wakes me up before the sun rises by crawling up under my covers and attacking my feet. In fact, she takes her early morning waking duty so seriously, she cut out the competition by chewing through the power cord of my alarm clock. She attacks my feet every time I walk by. She really hates me. I mean look at that picture there. She's thinking about how if she ate my foot I might leave her alone.
And yet, I continue to try. I play with her, I coo at her, I still try to pick her up to revel in her softness.
She clearly decided that subtle hints were no longer working. She's taken to attacking my arms, and I realized today, that perhaps she's trying to carve me a little skin message:
How much do you want to bet the next letter is "U"?
How much do you want to bet the next letter is "U"?
7 comments:
Dude. Daisy is a bitch, but she's an awesome bitch.
Possessed kitty!
And if it is a U . . . she can spell. Might be evil, but at least she's got talent. She could make you some bucks :)
Came from Mr. Lady . . .
Yikes!
Beautiful cat though. I had one that looked very similar growing up.
Dude, our cat attacked us savagely for a few years, to the point i took him to the vet, where he attacked the vet and the vet tech. They told me we need to show him who's the boss (me). I can tell you about all the techniques to put that little hateful cat in her place, if you're interested. My cat now only attacks our other cats savagely.
WOW. That is one talented cat!
LOL Cats are funny that way.
And your Daisy looks just like my Juliet that disappeared last year...along with 8 other cats on our court. grrrr
Looking forward to reading more of your blog. :)
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